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| hard on the nerves |
[Aug. 3rd, 2009|04:05 pm] |
( privatee )
tomorrows my birthday and cole's birthday and its president obamas birthday too
you know what this means
with a special guest appearance from the birthday dog
whoo |
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| shoulda put a ring on it |
[Jul. 20th, 2009|10:40 am] |
( privateee )
i really don't have much to say because i'm not cool like zac efron and i don't go bungee jumping (what if i die? what if they make the wrong calculations and wham bam i hit the ground?) so i'm just gonna talk about tv and movies for awhile.
harry potter 6 was awesome! ron has always been the comic relief and he gets better and better every year. there were great effects and the cinematography was so cool and cole jumped a few times like when the thing grabbed harry underwater. but cole's, you know, cole's kind of a baby anyway. i think i even saw him tearing up when . but that was sad, idk.
and uhhh what else? oh right - i wanted to say thanks to everyone who watched the premiere of wizards on deck with hannah montana. we all had a ton of fun doing it and i kept getting texts from all my friends who were watching, haha. its awesome to see how the final product turned out. everyone rules
k i'm gonna take the dogs for a walk now bye. |
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| CUZ OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH |
[Jun. 9th, 2009|02:15 pm] |
( privateeee )
( MILEY )
i'm going to stab myself in the effing head soon if i don't get the Oscar Mayer song out of there. it's been stuck floating around the vast open space of my head cavity for three days now. nothing will make it LEAVE. i tried playing Left 4 Dead. i tried listening to other music. i tried listening to cole sing in a vain attempt to FRIGHTEN it out like dudes who set shit on fire to get out animals that were hiding in there. nothing worked. i don't want to be doomed to have a hot dog song stuck in my head for the rest of my life. i'm scared.
but that DOES bring up an excellent question. ready? here it goes. it's coming right at you. HOLY CRAP, look out.
one song to listen to for the rest of your life, what would it be? go. |
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| ANONYMOUS SHMANONYMOUS |
[May. 28th, 2009|09:59 pm] |
well.
go on.
actually tell me a joke too. i like jokes.
EDIT
if you get stopped and have to put in those wonky little capcha words, include those in your anon comment.
the funniest one gets a |
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| couldn't shut your mouth |
[May. 4th, 2009|03:01 pm] |
( privateee )
you know what? as long as we're calling things out publicly, i myself have a bone to pick. i have a real big beef with you - you know who you are. you know what you did. i honestly can't believe i wasted my time with you. that much of my life is gone FOREVER and i'll never get it back. and i know Miley doesn't have the same opinion as me - but Miley isn't the kind of person to point you our for what you really are: pointless, stupid, and a complete ripoff of everything within your spectrum. i gave you a chance for Miley's sake. and i was wrong. i hate you. i never want to see you again.
yeah, you go on and hang your head in shame, 10,000 BC. you are dumb.
seriously can we talk about this for a second. first there's Old Wise Woman Who Might Be Possessed saying something about acquiring Eyebrows Babe and she falls in love with the Dude who kills a mammoth due to dumb luck and then he gets the white spear and becomes Spear Dude and gets Eyebrows Babe too 'cuz she's nothing more than a prize to be won and then he gives the white spear back but keeps Eyebrows Babe and then Eyebrows Babe gets kidnapped and Spear Dude and Old Dude suddenly walk through the ice to the JUNGLE in like a day while Old Wise Woman Who Might Be Possessed shivers and sweats and screams or whatever i don't know and i'm no geologist but i'm sure there was NEVER A TIME when it went from super cold with mammoths to super hot with jungle bird raptors and tigers almost dying in wells and then comic relief from the weird young dude with the weird al hair.
and then some stuff happens with Weird Bad Guy and Weird God Dude Who Isn't A God and shit happens with the tiger who doesn't die and i don't even know.
AND THEN!! Eyebrows Babe doesn't even die in the end!! the movie would have been okay if Eyebrows Babe died in the end. it would have made SENSE.
next time, Miley, we're just gonna go see Wolverine like i wanted.
ps. cole stop singing Poker Face. i can hear it from ALL THE WAY UP HERE. |
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| HEY SO |
[Mar. 24th, 2009|06:47 pm] |
I'M BORED
if you're reading this right now come talk to me because i cant be bothered to go outside and do something
topics of discussion:
anything |
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| debby has a hayfever or something |
[Mar. 7th, 2009|02:37 am] |
( privateee )
( miley )
right now we are on a plane coming home from new york and i have not blogggged in awhile and there's only so many episodes of family guy you can watch before you get tired of the irreverent humor and need to do something else. so i am sitting here and writing because this awesome plane has wi-fi enabled, how cool is that? we went through some turbulence and the wi-fi disconnected for awhile but it came back. planes are so sick. technology.
today we went to the world of disney store in nyc with brenda and phill and debby and there were photo ops and signings and REGIS who forgets how old we are and looks more robotic every time we see him and KELLY who is adorable and has to deal with Regis, don't get it. lots of fun things to do today. lots of running around the city. lots of standing around. lots of making fun of cole in various INTERVIEWS. you know how it is.
i miss my dogs i wanna be home now. |
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| tomorrow we'll walk the dogs |
[Feb. 21st, 2009|08:07 pm] |
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( privateee )
( miley miley )
( coley moley )
( prokopter )
jsyk all this anonymous comment noise is bullshit. i'm just putting that out there. you got something to say, say it. if you don't, don't.
today bubba drooled into my shoes and i was pretty p.o.'d for awhile when i was out with cheyne and he laughed at me but i was reasonably upset because those are MY ELEMENTS but you know the way the dog looks at you with those BIG EYES and he's all sorry and junk and he's like, he just wants to make you happy and he REALLY MEANS it and he was all, tail between his legs, and i felt guilty, so i didn't get that mad. i ended up forgiving him and then curry came by and said hey and then i put peanut butter on bubba's nose and all was better.
and then cole stepped on curry accidentally because he has big freaky yeti feet and she went apeshit and he felt bad ha ha haaaaa and then dad came home and the dogs stopped caring and went and drooled all over him, fickle dogs. :\
JUSTICE LEAGUE: NEW FRONTIER IS ON my typing is all over the place but, ehh, i don't really care. i'm good now. |
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| bowm chicka chicka WHAT |
[Feb. 7th, 2009|11:23 pm] |
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| [ | hearing |
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( privatee )
( Destiny Hopeski. )
( MATT PROKOP )
( OLLERMAN )
blah blah blah how's life everybody? that's all i want to know. if you feel so inclined tell me EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW.
also tell me your favorite name brand of anything. idk im out of ideas, screw you if you want anything more. |
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| i talk a lot about shoes it's kind of weird |
[Jan. 16th, 2009|01:58 pm] |
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( privateee )
ooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmggggggg even if you dont care watch the suite life tonight for ASHLEY. do it for her. she is the best and the episode is really really funny. at least i think so. at least, i laugh at everything.
so today i went digging around and i found my old pair of converse and i'm wearing them again and it feels so weird to be wearing them again after awhile with skate shoes. converse have NO sole support. but they are some cool shoes. my red ones. they have that kind of worn-in look, with the dirt and the small rips from like 6 months of use (chucks do NOT last long if you hang out on a skateboard all day).
this all happened because i was supposed to be looking for snowboots. there's ONE PAIR that i liked that i got in an army/navy store with the comfortable soles and the combat-boot feel and the waterproofness of them. also they've got GREAT grip. i fall over all the time and i never slipped in these boots.
i found them eventually btw. the dog kept getting into my closet and threatening my etnies.
point being: i have nothing to say. OOPS. |
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| maybe there's something wrong with the audience?? |
[Jan. 8th, 2009|02:35 pm] |
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( privateee )
man i just thought that the term "shop till you drop" was just a whatever kind of bullshit term. i didn't know it was a REAL PROBLEM until now. how do you girls do it? don't your hands start hurting with all the bags you're holding? don't you get bored looking through every rack or trying on every pair of shoes?
or is this something that i will just NEVER GET.
in other news i just got my new board and i need to break it in and hit the skatepark. any takers? Miley, this includes you. |
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| teenage dirtbag |
[Jan. 4th, 2009|12:00 am] |
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( privateee )
( dezzy hope )
so i just tried lacing up these italian leather shoes like three times before i figured out they were on the wrong feet. ha ha ha ha whoops. |
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| resolutions |
[Dec. 20th, 2008|10:44 pm] |
( privateeee )
THIS YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT:
a millennium falcon
dog treats for bubba
people treats for me
socks
a yellow and red power suit
those sunglasses with the slits in them that make you look both really fly and really dumb at the same time
a haircut
I'm santa. come sit on my lap and tell me what you want (what you really really want) |
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| an open question for curiositys sake: |
[Nov. 11th, 2008|01:31 am] |
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if there's any girls reading (or dudes i guess..) then what does it feel like when you get your eyebrows waxed?
(responses geared towards other body parts are also welcomed, and indeed, encouraged.) |
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| re: my sneakers attn: cole you buttweasel |
[Nov. 3rd, 2008|11:44 pm] |
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COLEY MOLEY
you'd better sleep with one eye open tonight kid because I SWEAR that when you fall asleep I am going to come into your room and put my hands around that skinny little chicken neck of yours and FUCKIN CHOKE YOU TO DEATH.
that is of course if you'd be so damn kind as to tell me the damn location of my element churchills (the WHITE ONES. THE NICE ONES) immediately asap right goddam now.
KINDEST REGARDS
Dyl |
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| i really enjoy live journaling |
[Oct. 22nd, 2008|01:42 am] |
OK i was reading national geographic today (and SHUT UP because you know what, when i'm a washed up child actor and i'm invited to be a guest on celebrity jeopardy with alex trebek's mummified remains you all are gonna be reeling from my vast knowledge of the African Wild) and anyway, it was totally on wild african dogs. and like hyenas and stuff.
and these hyenas are SO NOT LIKE the hyenas in the lion king. mostly that they are not whoopi goldberg and cheech and possibly mentally retarded (??) and i don't think they obey a nazi lion either because animals in the wild so aren't like humans. they're all about territory and stuff. and pack loyalty.
BUT YEAH so these hyenas right. they are so fierce that they fight lions and when the lions cut into their intestines and junk, these hyenas don't even run away. they just bite up their guts and hold them in their mouths so they don't like trip on 'em and stuff and then use their guts to TAUNT lionesses. like with the blood and the guts IN THEIR OWN MOUTHS. and i mean they eventually die but the way down is so glorious and awesome that it's hard NOT to picture over and over while you eat spaghetti for dinner.
i'm hungry.
D MAN OUT |
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| more coming soon! |
[Oct. 18th, 2008|12:15 am] |
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we have the same birthday as BARACK OBAMA. |
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